Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." --Dave Barry

The Esoteric - Language Is A Virus / Shipyards...
The Abominable Iron Sloth - I'd Rather Die Than Fly
Soilent Green - Antioxidant
Unearthly Trance - The Dust Will Never Settle
A Life Once Lost - Needleman
Bury Your Dead - Sympathy Orchestra
Most Precious Blood - Damage Control Freak
Since By Man - Photographer Ex Post Facto
Arise And Ruin - To The Grind
Embrace The End - Intensity In Ten Cities
Meshuggah - Combustion
Arch Enemy - Dead Eyes See No Future
In Flames - I'm The Highway
Children Of Bo… Continue

The Indominable Iron Sloth

...and now they're on Blackmarket Activities if you hadn't heard.

These Vancouver, Washington guys have been in the work with an EP that looks like it's gonna be made into a full length.

Time to start catching up on the Sloth...

Watch this if you haven't seen it. It's an in depth guide to Sloths in a handy video.

http://www.clipstr.com/videos/SNLSloths/

PS. This is the only stoner stuff I can listen to on this fake-ass holiday! Sorry all you Down fans out… Continue

So, Marcus Nispel is directing the Friday the 13th remake. I'm unsure of how they're going to make the movie considering the original didn't really have Jason in it but they've cast someone as a young Jason and an older one. Producer Brad Fuller told www.bloody-disgusting.com that the movie WILL NOT be PG-13. So, that's a relief. Read on below for a breakdown of what Marcus Nispel has directed in the past via IMDB.com.

1. Friday the 13th (2009) (pre-production)
2. Alice (2008) (pre-production)… Continue

Children Of Bodom - Ghostriders In The Sky
Dream Theater - Forsaken
Dethklok - Murmaider
Soilent Green - Antioxidant
Terror - Spit My Rage
Walls Of Jericho - All Hail The Dead
Unearth - Endless
Cataract - Deathwish
Red I Flight - Of Myth And Men
The Ghost Inside - Shiner
A Different Breed Of Killer - Autonomy
With Dead Hands Rising - Tourniquet Girl
Embrace The End - Cop In A Cage
Immortal Dominion - Punishment
Arsis - Servants To The Night
Killwhitneydead - Pretty With The Lights Off / One Matc… Continue

I was kinda stoked when I heard this movie was coming out but I thought it was made by the same people who made the Dawn of the Dead remake. This movie looks horrible! Why didn't they just have Uwe Boll direct it?!?!



On a plus note; Natural Born Killers has a special edition Blu-ray coming out soon! Rad! Continue